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I’d Chupa Your Cabra Tee

~~Price range: $26.99 through $34.99~~
Price range: $18.89 through $24.49

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Description

If cryptids had dating apps, this would be your profile pic.
Show off your cyptid love and legendary thirst with a tee that celebrates everyone’s favorite misunderstood goat-sucker.

This design features a wide-eyed chupacabra, hopelessly desiring its goat companion, under the phrase “I’d Chupa Your Cabra.” Illustrated in full color with a blend of mischief and monster love, it’s perfect for the romantically ridiculous and the cryptid-curious.

Ideal for awkward first dates, gifts for your favorite paranormal lover, or cryptid stakeouts in the woods.

Heavyweight unisex tee (Gildan 5000 or equivalent)
100% cotton with classic fit and durable stitching
Seamless double-needle collar and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting wear
Printed to order — just like the government coverup (you know the one)

Pair it with a Sassysquatch mug to really let your cryptid flag fly.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices