Bold, unflinching text makes sure the message hits: dating shouldn’t be dangerous. Most women who are murdered are killed by their romantic partners. This design turns that horror into biting satire because sometimes humor is the sharpest weapon against silence. Even better, this shirt gives back.

Obscurix is a for-profit shop, but we believe in supporting causes we care about. For this design, 100% of profits after production and marketing costs go directly to Safe Horizon. We’re not officially affiliated — we just believe in their mission and want to help extend their impact for victims of domestic violence.

This shirt is perfect for first dates, going out when you don’t want to be bothered, and screaming loudly that domestic violence is a real issue.

Material & Fit

• Contrast color binding at neck and sleeves
• Stylish fitted sleeve
•  Taped neck and shoulders for durability
•  Regular fit

Purchasing this product helps fund housing, relocation, childcare, and job support for survivors of domestic violence. Escaping abuse takes more than a hotline.

Bold, unflinching text makes sure the message hits: dating shouldn’t be dangerous. Most women who are murdered are killed by their romantic partners. This design turns that horror into biting satire because sometimes humor is the sharpest weapon against silence. Even better, this shirt gives back.

Obscurix is a for-profit shop, but we believe in supporting causes we care about. For this design, 100% of profits after production and marketing costs go directly to Safe Horizon. We’re not officially affiliated — we just believe in their mission and want to help extend their impact for victims of domestic violence.

This shirt is perfect for first dates, going out when you don’t want to be bothered, and screaming loudly that domestic violence is a real issue.

Material & Fit

• Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan® 5000)
• Classic fit with relaxed style for everyday wear
• Seamless double-needle collar, sleeve, and hem
• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Fabrication: Solid Colors 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey 99% cotton/1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester; Heather Colors 50% cotton/50% polyester

Purchasing this product helps fund housing, relocation, childcare, and job support for survivors of domestic violence. Escaping abuse takes more than a hotline.

This Partners in Crime tee captures the dangerous charm of legendary outlaw love. Featuring a distressed black-and-white photo with vintage vibes, this shirt nods to Bonnie and Clyde without saying a word.

Printed on a heavyweight 100% cotton tee, it’s soft, durable, and made for your next stakeout, podcast binge, or casual crime-themed date night.

• Classic unisex fit (Gildan® 5000)
• Heavyweight 100% cotton
• Double-stitched seams for durability
• Taped neck and shoulders for added comfort
• Machine washable print

Makes a killer gift for true crime fans, dark couples, and vintage outlaws.

Give your true crime obsession a vintage twist with this bold and stylish “True Crime and Chill?” ringer tee. With its contrasting collar and sleeve detail, this shirt brings back retro vibes while delivering a modern fit that flatters all genders.

Designed for fans of murder mysteries, crime docs, and late-night podcast binges, it’s the perfect casual piece to wear while solving your next fictional case — or just chilling in style.

Crafted with a regular fit, fitted sleeves, and taped neck and shoulders for durability, this is the go-to tee for crime junkies with an eye for fashion.

Key Features:

Contrast color neck and sleeve binding for that classic ringer style

Stylish fitted sleeves for a sharp, modern look

Taped neck and shoulders for lasting wear

Regular fit suitable for all-day comfort

“True Crime and Chill?” design for genre fans and podcast lovers

Made on demand – no waste, no minimums

Perfect for:
True crime fans, podcast lovers, casual retro outfits, and gifts for murder mystery addicts.

This heavyweight cotton tee features the raccoon your neighbors warned you about. With bold art and chaotic energy, this shirt is perfect for fans of true crime, unhinged humor, and animal-themed delinquency.

The Gildan 5000 offers classic fit and long-lasting comfort—ideal for casual wear, stakeouts, or just scheming with your snack-stealing spirit animal.

T-Shirt Features:
• 100% heavyweight cotton
• Seamless double-needle collar
• Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
• Classic relaxed fit
• Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability

Perfect for true crime lovers, trash talkers, and anyone who knows exactly what they want—and isn’t above grabbing it with a crowbar.

Wear your sus energy loud and proud. This heavyweight cotton tee features bold handcuffs above the word “SUS” — a minimal but hilarious nod to true crime culture, detective fandoms, and sketchy vibes everywhere.

Perfect for:

Crime podcast addicts

Armchair detectives

Fans of Criminal Minds, Mindhunter, and all things mysterious

Anyone who’s ever been a little too curious

Details:

Gildan® 5000 Unisex Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt

100% preshrunk cotton for structure and comfort

Seamless double-needle collar

Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Classic fit with a relaxed, everyday style

Fit:
Unisex sizing. Fits true to size. Size up for a relaxed, oversized fit.

Care:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Design retains sharpness and color over time.

This is the tee that says, “Yeah, I watch way too much true crime — and I’m not sorry.”

This clean and simple tee features a bold handcuff design with the word “SUS” in crisp lettering. A nod to true crime culture, podcast binges, and suspicious behavior in general, it’s a must-have for anyone who’s just a little sketchy (or likes to point it out in others).

Why you’ll love it:

Ideal for true crime fans and dark humor lovers

Great for podcast listeners, sleuths, and criminal justice nerds

Minimalist design with big personality

Shirt Details:

Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

100% preshrunk cotton

Seamless double-needle collar

Double-needle sleeves and bottom hems

Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

Classic fit with relaxed everyday style

Fit:
Unisex sizing. Fits true to size with a sturdy, structured feel. Size up for a looser streetwear look.

Care:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Design holds up beautifully over time.

Minimal. Suspicious. Essential.
This tee is the perfect conversation starter — or warning sign.

Step into the role of amateur investigator with this bold retro-style ringer tee — perfect for podcast marathons, crime doc binges, or casual meetups with your fellow sleuths.
Featuring contrasting black rings on the sleeves and neckline, this stylish unisex t-shirt brings major detective energy while keeping things comfy and casual. A must-have for any true crime enthusiast’s wardrobe.

Features:

• “Amateur Sleuth” design with vintage-inspired detective graphic
• Crisp white shirt with black ring accents on collar and sleeves
• Made with durable stitched shoulders and a fitted sleeve style
• Regular unisex fit — stylish and easy to wear
• Great for podcast fans, cold case solvers, and crime doc lovers

Fabric & Fit:

• Regular fit with taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting shape
• Soft cotton feel (exact blend may vary slightly by size)
• Unisex sizing — runs true to size. For a looser fit, consider sizing up.

Perfect for:

• Crime junkies and podcast fanatics
• Gifts for murder show fans or detective lovers
• Matching tees for true crime club meetups
• Cozy, stylish wear for mystery lovers year-round

Printed on the ultra-reliable Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt, this tee combines quirky true crime flair with everyday comfort. Whether you’re analyzing cold cases or relaxing with your favorite murder podcast, you’ll appreciate the quality and feel of this durable classic-fit tee.

Product Features:

100% cotton for breathable comfort

Seamless double-needle collar

Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems

Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting durability

Relaxed unisex fit – perfect for casual crime-solving days

Great for yourself or as a unique gift for the true crime fan in your life. Stay curious, stay comfy, and keep sleuthing in style.