Don’t Murder Me on the First Date Hoodie

Description

Dark humor with a serious twist. This true crime hoodie is a satirical jab at the all-too-common reality of violence against women.

Bold, unflinching text makes sure the message hits: dating shouldn’t be dangerous. Most women who are murdered are killed by their romantic partners. This design turns that horror into biting satire because sometimes humor is the sharpest weapon against silence. Even better, this shirt gives back.

Obscurix is a for-profit shop, but we believe in supporting causes we care about. For this design, 100% of profits after production and marketing costs go directly to Safe Horizon. We’re not officially affiliated — we just believe in their mission and want to help extend their impact for victims of domestic violence.

This hoodie is perfect for first dates, evening walks at the park, chasing off the creepers, and screaming loudly that domestic violence is a real issue.

Material & Fit

• A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
• Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
• The fabric’s air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
• Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.

Purchasing this product helps fund housing, relocation, childcare, and job support for survivors of domestic violence. Escaping abuse takes more than a hotline.