I’d Chupa Your Cabra Hoodie
Price range: $49.99 through $59.99
Price range: $34.99 through $41.99
With popping heart eyes and a suggestive vibe, this cryptid-core hoodie blends paranormal folklore with unapologetic innuendo.
Description
For the cryptid-lovers with that special someone… or goat.
We don’t judge Chupy, and neither should you.
Our “I’d Chupa Your Cabra” design features a lovestruck chupacabra lusting after its favorite snack. With popping heart eyes and a suggestive vibe, this cryptid-core hoodie blends paranormal folklore with unapologetic innuendo. You get it, we get it — and they’ll get it.
Perfect for awkward flirts, cryptid hunters, or anyone who likes their humor a little horny and haunted.
Material & Fit
- Classic unisex hoodie (Gildan 18500)
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend with air jet yarn for reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawstring
- Front pouch pocket for chilly hands or awkward exits
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for shape retention
- Printed to order for maximum weirdness, minimal waste
Pair it with a Squatchin’ mug for full cryptid chaos. And, you know… chupa that cabra or whatever.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | White, Black |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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