Don’t Murder Me on the First Date Tee

Description

Dark humor with a serious twist. This true crime tee is a satirical jab at the all-too-common reality of violence against women.

Bold, unflinching text makes sure the message hits: dating shouldn’t be dangerous. Most women who are murdered are killed by their romantic partners. This design turns that horror into biting satire because sometimes humor is the sharpest weapon against silence. Even better, this shirt gives back.

Obscurix is a for-profit shop, but we believe in supporting causes we care about. For this design, 100% of profits after production and marketing costs go directly to Safe Horizon. We’re not officially affiliated — we just believe in their mission and want to help extend their impact for victims of domestic violence.

This shirt is perfect for first dates, going out when you don’t want to be bothered, and screaming loudly that domestic violence is a real issue.

Material & Fit

• Heavyweight unisex crewneck tee (Gildan® 5000)
• Classic fit with relaxed style for everyday wear
• Seamless double-needle collar, sleeve, and hem
• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Fabrication: Solid Colors 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey 99% cotton/1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton/10% polyester; Heather Colors 50% cotton/50% polyester

Purchasing this product helps fund housing, relocation, childcare, and job support for survivors of domestic violence. Escaping abuse takes more than a hotline.